Jordan

Yesterday evening a crowd gathered as the 6:00 o’clock Channel 14 news shinned
  the cameras and lights on a small stage in the middle of Howmo Town
  Square. The center stage lights up as a well known figure walks into the spot
  light. Kiki in a purple and green jump suit speaks clearly to the crowd. “Ladies
  and gentlemen we are here today to watch a new record be set . Jordo
  will be stuffing as many as 18 hamsters into their rectum. No record has been
  set, but Jordo hopes today to create the record.”
  The crowd disperses a faint clap as Jordo walks on stage. As
  Jordo bends over a stool Kiki grabs the first hamster. As Jordo
  drops pants Kiki commences to stick the first hamster up the anus. As a joyful
  look came over Jordo`s face, Kiki grabs the second hamster. The
  crowd gives a more cheerful clap before Kiki starts. As the claping died out
  Kiki shoves the hamster in Jordo`s rectum. A more painful face
  was shown on Jordo`s face when the hamster reached its destination.
  As Kiki grabbed the third hamster he waved it around showing it to the crowd
  to show it was a real hamster. As he started to push it into the rectum the
  crowd let out a faint gasp for they knew this was the hamster, which could rip
  Jordo`s rectum. As the hamster was half way in Jordo`s
  rectum began to bleed, But Kiki persisted to go on. As the hamster was all the
  way in Jordo The Howmo`s rectum, Jordo The Howmo
  let out a cry of pain. For the third and final hamster had truly ripped the
  a new anus. As the crowd in a state of shock as Kiki got a pipe cleaner to retrieve
  the 1st and 2nd hamster the crowd began to clap. For the crowd knew that none
  of them would ever want to try this so they at least had to commend Jordo
  The Howmo for the task he had tried.
<p>As the crowd slowly disappeared Kiki was holding a cloth to Jordo`s
  rectum. Kiki began to cry for Kiki knew that they could never get more then
  two hamsters in there anus. As the ambulance pulled up and took Jordo
 The Howmo to the local hospital where they would continue trying to
  get the hamsters out for Kiki had only aggravated the hamsters which made them
  claw the walls of the anus more.
  At 7:00 P.M. last night Jordo The Howmo was released
  from the hospital after treatment for severe bleeding in the rectum .. The doctors
  and staff still wonder what person would try to stick hamsters up their rectum.
  For we will not know why Jordo tried this task, maybe it was a
  bet, or just sexual enjoyment. But for now we dedicate this article to Jordo
  The Howmo . 

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