Jordan

Yesterday evening a crowd gathered as the 6:00 o’clock Channel 14 news shinned
  the cameras and lights on a small stage in the middle of Howmo Town
  Square. The center stage lights up as a well known figure walks into the spot
  light. Kiki in a purple and green jump suit speaks clearly to the crowd. “Ladies
  and gentlemen we are here today to watch a new record be set . Jordo
  will be stuffing as many as 18 hamsters into their rectum. No record has been
  set, but Jordo hopes today to create the record.”
  The crowd disperses a faint clap as Jordo walks on stage. As
  Jordo bends over a stool Kiki grabs the first hamster. As Jordo
  drops pants Kiki commences to stick the first hamster up the anus. As a joyful
  look came over Jordo`s face, Kiki grabs the second hamster. The
  crowd gives a more cheerful clap before Kiki starts. As the claping died out
  Kiki shoves the hamster in Jordo`s rectum. A more painful face
  was shown on Jordo`s face when the hamster reached its destination.
  As Kiki grabbed the third hamster he waved it around showing it to the crowd
  to show it was a real hamster. As he started to push it into the rectum the
  crowd let out a faint gasp for they knew this was the hamster, which could rip
  Jordo`s rectum. As the hamster was half way in Jordo`s
  rectum began to bleed, But Kiki persisted to go on. As the hamster was all the
  way in Jordo The Howmo`s rectum, Jordo The Howmo
  let out a cry of pain. For the third and final hamster had truly ripped the
  a new anus. As the crowd in a state of shock as Kiki got a pipe cleaner to retrieve
  the 1st and 2nd hamster the crowd began to clap. For the crowd knew that none
  of them would ever want to try this so they at least had to commend Jordo
  The Howmo for the task he had tried.
<p>As the crowd slowly disappeared Kiki was holding a cloth to Jordo`s
  rectum. Kiki began to cry for Kiki knew that they could never get more then
  two hamsters in there anus. As the ambulance pulled up and took Jordo
 The Howmo to the local hospital where they would continue trying to
  get the hamsters out for Kiki had only aggravated the hamsters which made them
  claw the walls of the anus more.
  At 7:00 P.M. last night Jordo The Howmo was released
  from the hospital after treatment for severe bleeding in the rectum .. The doctors
  and staff still wonder what person would try to stick hamsters up their rectum.
  For we will not know why Jordo tried this task, maybe it was a
  bet, or just sexual enjoyment. But for now we dedicate this article to Jordo
  The Howmo . 

New Stuff Coming Up!

• Site is Getting Updated…but slowly though
• New Video Coming Tomorrow
• Video is about how YouTube sucks right now and how its a bunch of 

                  !!!BULLSHIT!!!

So When it comes out tomorrow please comment, rate, and send the video to everybody you know to spread the word of how YouTube is fallig apart and now on July 15th they are going to screw up our YouTube channels by making us all have their gay new design :@

I will be posting the video tomorrow

~Retwiler~

Another New Logo

Retwiler Tv Season 2

New Logo

Club Penguin Easter Cheats

Hey Guys heres the latest cheats

for this week’s events

*Note this eggs is not in order

Click The Power Switch Near The Beacon To Get The Egg

This Egg Can Be Found On The Cove Shore’s

The Egg Below Is In The Dojo Courtyard And Heres The Other Eggs

And The Gift You Get After You Collect All The Eggs is The Pink Bunny Ears

And The New Pin Is Located At The Forest

 

St. Patricks Day Party!!!!

Woohoo! Hello everyone! Playsonic here, with great news. TODAY IS THE SAINT PATRICK DAY PARTY! And if you notice in the picture, It’s FILLED with gold .

Retwiler Tv’s Big Bang!

Sorry for not making any new posts lately. My computer’s Hard-drive has just been re-formatted and for those who doesnt know what that means it means it erases ALL the files on your computer to clean it out but luckily i put all my files in a memory box that cn hold up to 200 GB i just never got the chance to put it all back yet unfortunatly so yeah. In other news, because of the re formatting i havent got any progress on RTV episode 7 the past month but i have most of part 1 done already i just need to finish it off.

 

Also for those who don’t already know Retwiler Tv The Movie is on its way! yay! If you have accesed the behind the scenes page before then you would of known a loooong time ago. I will make a temporary (password protected) story line page. This page i will write what the movies about and what will happen but i will separate all parts in chapters so every few days a new chapter will be added. When i get my things back on my PC i plan to make the trailor and finish RTV episode 7. Thats all for now!

~Retwiler~

P.S. the password is above in the secret message in red letters. no spaces and no capitals.

Transparent Speakers Glitch

Hello Penguins, Playsonic here to tell you guys about a recent glitch i have found. When I went into the night club you can see my penguin’s outlines when you walk behind the speaker. If you look hard enough you can see my penguins outlines on the speaker. To simply do this, walk behind a speaker (either one works).

Snow and Sports Catalog sneek peek

A brand new Snow and Sports catalog comes out on Friday and I wanted to give you a sneak peek:

 

 

I hope we get some great new clothes!